Normal girls:Omg I am so upset that he's never going to like me back. Like we talk and stuff, but he just doesn't seem to like me as much as I like him. What if he doesn't feel the same way!? Like...yeah we talk everyday and see each other in the halls, but I just want to hold his hand.
Me:Lol, he literally doesn't know I exsist, lives in a different country, has thousands of girls after him, and is way too hot for me.